Me: Someone is trying to explain Grand Theft Auto to me and I’m like, explain it in WoW language.
Kevin: Did it work?
Me: No. If there is no Thrall, it doesn’t make sense.
Kevin: Think WoW with no guards and your job is to blow up the cities.
Me: Oh. That’s horrible! The chaos and anarchy!!!
Kevin: That’s why it’s fun. There are no rules.
Me: But I prefer order and dictatorship over anarchy.
Kevin: You can be a dictator.
Me: Right!! I’m the right height.
Kevin: You have a complex.
Me: … You’d be the first to go.
Kevin: Nooooo…. I’m sorry, Stalin.
Me: Dear people of Angolan today, we executed Kevin, a conspirator against your beloved motherland. Remember that I am here for your protection. I care about you.
Kevin: Love me or despair.
Kevin: I think you’d fit right in with GTA.
Me: What’s gta?
Kevin: … Grand Theft Auto.